Monday, December 7, 2009

the politics of heroin


Four milk crates are wedged in the ridges of this tree trunk at Green Park on Burton St, Darlinghurst.

This could be proof that homeless bros are getting either:

A) Too intellectual. They have regular meetings “under the old oak tree” to discuss the dialogues of Plato.

or

B) Not enough heroin. For these dudes to have time for “discussing” shit, they’re obviously not:

A) Asking people to “spare some change” for 18 hours, before finding more coins in a payphone refund slot

or

B) Munting on a staircase, which could suggest:

A) Street-purchased smack has become weaker

or

B) There is a supply shortage brought about by:

A) Bureaucratic assholes like you keeping dealers in prison

or

B) A crashing market caused by homeless bros chatting on milk crates because it's more “upwardly mobile” than getting high.







2 comments:

Fkn said...

7 words: GIANT TITTEH EFFIGY BUILT FROM MILK CRATES!!!!

WOO FKN YEH!

Omar said...

Even better - milk crate tittehs that produce real milk. Yum :)