Monsieur Andre does Annabelle mural

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Feuk feuk feuk? Feuk feuk feuk feuk?

Bonjour ma petite puce! I am Monsieur Andre, le feuking graffiti writeur from Paris!

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You might remembeur moi as le guy who put togetheur le Kitsune Parisien compilation, or its associateud merchandices!

But now I am in motherfeuking love. I am currently banging 'socialite' Annabelle Dexter-Jones - and I am loving it!

I made this meural for 'er. I used le creative expression I am famous feur to express moi deepest feelings.

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Do you think she's hotteur than Uffie? I don't know if she can auto-tune sing, but it wasn't like I had a babee with Uffie because she was a good singeur!

I'm with Annabelle because I _____ her!

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Apparently if I get Invadeur to take picteurs of moi kissing Annabelle holding a beunch of floweurs I bought for 'er it makes moi look romanteec! Really good for building brand credibility with le single female 14-24 living-at-home demographeec!

Watch moi paint le feuking meural for ma little puce. As you watch this I am probablee smeushing moi face into 'er very expensive titties!

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That's moi standing at le mirreur applying make uep! I 'ave to keep moi beautiful face coveured in product. All that spray paint has really feuked with moi pores and complexion.

Do I look sexxi?

Let's feuk.

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DJ Andre Does Kitsune Party

DJ Andre does Kitsune party

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Bonjour! It is moi again - French graffiti writer Monsieur Andre!

You might remembois last time I bleugged on Acid Midget that I was deezining shirts for le French music and fashion label Kitsune.

Well now moi is feuking DJing at a secret partee in LA tonight!

'Ere is le flyeur:

That's right - Grandmarnier, moi and Gildas are feuking DJing at a secret partee!

Le secret passweurd you 'ave to give at le door is 'RENARD'.

Then you meust take off your sheurt!

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Let's feuk!

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Graffiti artist Andre does Kitsune Parisien

Graffiti artist Andre does Kitsune Parisien

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Bonjour motheurfuckeurs! It's moi again, Monsieur Andre!

I'm back in le house with moi oveursized head and massive forearms!

Look at moi in this photo - I look like a feuking midget with a fat head!

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Anyway. I want 2 make love 2 u. Err, excuse moi, I mean I want to show you zis new t-shirt deezine I just did for Kitsune.

It says KITSUNE PARISIEN on le front. That means when in Paris you must undress in front of moi and put zis sheurt on.

Then we will feuk and paint and feuk.

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This is moi in le eau du toilette. I racked a few lines of coke and drew moi famous Mr A tag.

But I am caught in a paradox. Am I Andre le graffiti writeur, or Andre le fashion print deezineur?

I am whatever le monei tells moi 2 be.

Not your feuking role model.

Wait wait, I'm naked. Let's feuk.

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Get merch by graffiti artist Andre

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Bonsoir mes amis! Do you know who I am? I am le graffiti artist Monsieur Andre.

Oui, I was feateured in Banksy's film Exit Through Le Gift Shop When Nobody Is Watching.

I do le 'Mr A' stick figeur paintings all oveur Paris. Beautiful!

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I also 'ave a babee with Uffie, le American rap singeur. I always tell eur "less autotune bullshit, more bangeurs".

She never listens.

That's because we're too busy feuking and drawing and painting and feuking:

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Anyway, I 'ave some new merch I want u 2 c.

It's basically vintage Purple magazine coveurs printed on 'top shelf' Kitsune tees (made in Japon, aww haw!).

These motheurfuckeurs asked moi to design seumthing poeteec for le sheurts and offeured to pay moi shitloads of moneh.

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Do you like this 'Guitar Boy'? I deezined le purple blazon next to 'im.

Oui, I agree. It looks misplaced, sort of 'overing there.

Per'aps I tried too 'ard. Perhaps you should 'ave payed moi more moneh yeu motheurfuckeurs.

What about le 'Trench Geurl'?

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OK, OK. So you want to think oveur your purchase.

In le meantime, let's feuk.

**UPDATE**

Street Art (on Facebook) has posted another Acid Midget doodle.

Looks like Andre had a little fightey with Mr Hankey.