Acid Midget: Oxford St gays spotted, moving northbound in pack formation. Over.
_______: Where are they headed?
AM: Can’t confirm that yet. They appear to be high on disco biscuits and are chewing their own faces off.
_______: Sounds serious. What’s their trajectory?
AM: Leaving Oxford St’s cocks-balls-and-butts district and are approaching Pie Face, sir.
_______: Godammit! They have such delicious pies there. What’s their profile?
AM: Sir, aaah, they are wearing red and yellow Speedos, swimming caps and Cons. They also have enough bronzer smeared on their bodies to give Mr. T a hard-on. Sir.
_______: Those assholes! How do they incorporate masculine stereotypes in such an unconventional way?
AM: I don’t know sir. Maybe they’re eclectic.
_______: Yes, I suppose they are. Follow them and report back to me. Find out everything about them – I wanna know their destination and where they’re based. Hell, I wanna know their favourite Britney track.
AM: Understood sir. Over and out.
4 comments:
TITTEHS!
BIG FKN TITTEHS!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!!1!!!~
nice post.
Hahaha thanks for tacking something on the end of your TITTEHgasm.
Titties can be large or small. i know this from my time in parliament.
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