Good God Small Club has the character of a seedy 70s Latino coke club that has waitresses in red + black fuck me frocks and a cards room upstairs, dimly lit because the cigars are so good.
But in reality Good God is overrated, empty before 12am and has tiny toilet cisterns dripping in piss – a real pain for ravers that like their chips salted.
And the doorbitch is ACTUALLY a bitch. Thought she was supposed to "put an act on" to make the club look "cool" and like it "doesn’t need you".
While i was there i had to get a mid-dance burger around 11pm. On the way back I saw It’s Free on this H-beam. Yes it is free sir, but not for the carload of douche-filters pulled over by this cop.
Got back into the club and saw Shit Robot do his tech-house thing. Seems my dashed expectations helped me appreciate how fresh and indie this club is. Almost like no one runs it.