Thursday, February 3, 2011
Exit Through the Gift Shop like Tarzan
Charles Darwin was right; dipping McDonald's French fries into a chocolate sickshake is pretty tasty.
Look, I've seen the "you'll never eat McDonald's again after you see this!!!!!" YouTube videos and it's disgusting.
The preservatives, the grumpy teens half-filling fries packets, the sugar-based buns that get smaller and smaller than beef patties they're paired with...it's not the way it used to be.
Perhaps we're devolving.
The human body is not meant to break down 'bread' and 'cow milk' etc.
According to Banksy, you should go eat a few berries and raw leopard liver for lunch.
And don't forget, packaging is everything. Smear some ketchup on that shit and you'll lap it up.