luv u darlo

(Cnr Oxford and Riley Sts, Darlinghurst)

Spotted a shoe in this phone booth on Saturday night.

It's been a while since this has happened. Reminds me of the early Acid Midget days, before the blog took shape.

Feel glad it hasn't all "gone to shit".

Feel proud of Darlinghurst ppl fixing new shoes to phone booths.

Luv u Darlo. Luv/h8 u hipsters. Luv u disenfranchised homeless ppl. Love u MGMT, although ur second album is stylistically regressive. Luv u Bar Cleveland staff, for being rude assholes 9/10 times.

cross training

Dude 1: Dude, why you wearing only one shoe?

Dude 2: The other one had to go.

D1: What? You got rid of it?

D2: Yeah. Left it on Little Oxford St on the way back from The Columbian. Only so many blowjobs I can give in a pair of trainers. After squatting 1000 times they tend to lock up.

D1: So did you walk home with a missing shoe?

D2: Nah, the guy I fellated like a broken vacuum pump gave me a ride home. I couldn’t really see after we were done.

D1: Dude, need to borrow a pair of mine?

D2: Pfft, don’t be ridiculous. Every pair you have is locked up too.