Monday, December 14, 2009

cross training



Dude 1: Dude, why you wearing only one shoe?

Dude 2: The other one had to go.

D1: What? You got rid of it?

D2: Yeah. Left it on Little Oxford St on the way back from The Columbian. Only so many blowjobs I can give in a pair of trainers. After squatting 1000 times they tend to lock up.

D1: So did you walk home with a missing shoe?

D2: Nah, the guy I fellated like a broken vacuum pump gave me a ride home. I couldn’t really see after we were done.

D1: Dude, need to borrow a pair of mine?

D2: Pfft, don’t be ridiculous. Every pair you have is locked up too.







1 comment:

Fkn said...

Bitch 1: Bitch, why you wearing only one TITTEH?



Bitch 2: The other one had to go.



B1: What? You got rid of it?



B2: Yeah. Left it on Little Oxford St on the way back from The Columbian. Only so many blowjobs I can give with a pair of TITTEHS. After squatting 1000 times they tend to lock up.



B1: So did you walk home with a missing TITTEH?



B2: Nah, the guy I fellated like a broken vacuum pump gave me a ride home. I couldn’t really see after we were done.



B1: Bitch, need to borrow a pair of mine?



B2: Pfft, don’t be ridiculous. Every pair you have is locked up too.

PS. THIS BLOG IS BECOMING TOO GAY FOCUSED, MORE COKE & HOOKERS PLZ.

KTHX BAI.