One thing i like about Surry Hills folk is their hippie mentality. It's refreshingly off-the-wall.
Surry Hillster: "No, Mr Postman, don't put that fucking letter in the letterbox. That's, like, empowering the 'establishment' and shit."
Postman: "Listen here, you smelly little hipster. If you ask me to put mail in your window, play Cowboys and Indians with your Shih Tzu, or offer me a spliff one more time - i'll beat the cunting shit out of you."
Surry Hillster: "Naawww dude, don't be so literal and shit. I, like, speak in analogies. Or whatever."
Postman: "Here, just take this fucking letter. It’s from the Bob Dylan Society. I heard they’re going into receivership.”
Surry Hillster: “Aww damn…well Dylan would probably want it that way, it’s only money. So go fuck yourself mailbitch.”
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DISAPPPOINTED.
AT THE LACK OF TITTEHS!!!
TITTEHS!!!
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