halloween

So it was Halloween last week, a special time of year for freaks (like you). On Saturday night i got a bit drunk at the Clock Hotel and decided to walk home when it got late.

I turned onto Bourke St just outside Bar Cleveland. I saw a BMW parked on the road and - HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT. IT'S A MUMMY SITTING IN A HIPSTER'S CAR.

I took this photo as i soiled my Calvin Kleins.